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Tech-Notez

If you thought BlackBerry was a curse because of accessibility then wait till you get a load of this. Executives of Microsoft just lost out on the most famous excuse for being late… "Stuck in the Traffic Jam" thanks to these office-equipped buses that ensure you start work on time. The pick up service includes a computer per person so that the clock work starts ticking the moment you log in.



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I wonder how long before we start seeing these buses around . ^.^

THank-a You!

You readers are few,,,but you know what!!!! you Rock!

Ha Ha Mondays

Pumpkiny Facts!

Fun Facts About The Pumpkin!

• Pumpkins contain potassium and Vitamin A.

• Pumpkin flowers are edible.

• The largest pumpkin pie ever made was over five feet in diameter and weighed over 350 pounds. It used 80 pounds of cooked pumpkin, 36 pounds of sugar, 12 dozen eggs and took six hours to bake.

• In early colonial times, pumpkins were used as an ingredient for the crust of pies, not the filling.

• Pumpkins were once recommended for removing freckles and curing snake bites.

• The largest pumpkin ever grown weighed 1,140 pounds.

• The Connecticut field variety is the traditional American pumpkin.

• Pumpkins are 90 percent water.

• Eighty percent of the pumpkin supply in the United States is available in October.

• Native Americans flattened strips of pumpkins, dried them and made mats.

• Native Americans called pumpkins "isqoutm squash."

• Native Americans used pumpkin seeds for food and medicine.

Haha Wednesday!

Ugly Bag - Female

Ugly Bag - Male

This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure ugliness. Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing forward. Instantly creates beauty where there is none.
Note: For extra ugly persons, two bags may be necessary in case one breaks.


Retail Price: $ 1.99

Your Price: $ 1.85 / Each

HUh! Of the week

Waiting for the bunny to Attack!!!

?HuH? Beer!

Talking Beer Mug

Hey all you beer lovers out there! You need the Talking Beer Mug. This mug will make sure you never let it go empty. How you ask? Its simple, it talks to you. I can see it now somebody who has had a few too many beers to drink will be carrying on a conversation with their mug. The Talking Beer Mug repeats three different phrases, "Your beer is running dangerously low", "Cheers", and my favorite "Refill immediately – danger of sobering up" (with warning siren). Buy here

Natty Note

• I actually think my BF would love that beer Mug,, as well as quite alot of my friends..so very wrong..:-)
  

Yawns!

Jimmy Fallon Gets Engaged

Jimmy Fallon and his long-time girlfriend Nancy Juvonen got engaged over the weekend.

Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil agreed to go into drugs rehab after seeing their dads nearly come to blows, friends said last night.

Amy was in tears after the row during a showdown with their families over their heroin and cocaine addiction.

A source close to the family told the Mirror: "It broke Amy's heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting.

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"That was the point when she realised all the drink and drugs were causing huge problems for everybody."

The party-loving couple flew to the US for intensive counselling and detox treatment after also seeing a leading Harley Street doctor recommended by former wild child Kelly Osbourne.

Anne Hathaway in a bikini

!WHY!???

Cup Noodle Stove

The "Cup Noodle Stove" is the best thing that could happen to ramen lovers short of going to Japan. Forget the microwave, place your favorite Cup Noodle flavor on the stove and power it up. In just a few minutes, your ramen will be piping hot and ready to eat.

!!!!!!"The heat temperature can get pretty high for a little thing like this. So don't try to make any damn omelets."

Natty Notez

• OMG I would so by one of these...lol
  

Synthetic Human Skin Laptop Bags

This expensive ($601 USD), but striking laptop bag is made from synthetic human skin. The "Skinbag" is shock absorbant, has 1 cm padding (fabric lining), and 1 side pocket for all your accessories. It measures approx. 39 x 29 cm or 14 x 11 in. and doubles as a regular carrying bag.

"The bags dedicated to electronic machines are waterproof and proctective jackets and become autonomous organisms. They anticipate the fusion between the digital and the organic."

Natty Notez

• Can you say Cannibal
  

BriefSafe

The problem with most safes is that experienced burglers know how to crack them. "Brief Safe" offers the next best thing which is basically stained underwear that securely stores valuables in a 4" x 10" secret compartment with velcro closure. Available now for $9 from Shomer.

"Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them."

Natty Notez

• First off Eww , thats just plain wrong
• What the hell did they use as a that poopy stain lol
• guys that have their underwear looking like that at the end of the day, really need to see someone for that problem !!
  

*Noted Fact back then*

Jamaica's Anglican church to modernize hymnals with reggae songs

KINGSTON, Jamaica: Songs by late reggae legends Bob Marley and Peter Tosh — both devout Rastafarians — will be included in a new collection of Anglican church hymnals in Jamaica.

Marley's "One Love" and Tosh's "Psalm 27" will be the first reggae tunes to appear in songbooks alongside traditional worship music on the island that gave birth to reggae, said church leaders preparing a new collection of hymns.

Church spokesman Rev. Ernle Gordon said on Friday that members of the Anglican Church of Jamaica were enthusiastic about including the reggae musicians' music in the hymnals, despite their sometimes vocal opposition to Christianity.

"They may have been anti-church, but they were not anti-God or anti-religion," said Gordon, adding that including the songs would help modernize Jamaica's hymnals.

Marley and Tosh, who both died in the 1980s after becoming international music stars, practiced Rastafarianism, a faith founded by descendants of slaves in response to black oppression.

Pretty Bad Tats

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Word Verification

Just to let everyone know ...I DON"T LIKE THEM>>Grrr <--Thats what I turn into when I'm trying to leave a comment and it has a Word Verification section on it gggrrr.

Natty Notes

• When I grow up I want to be the best Blogger in the world ..like David and Brian

Guys Would you have

Sex With Her?...

Do Fairies live @ the bottom of your Gargen?

!! PLEASE READ !!

The following statement was issued by Dan Baines on 1st April 2007 -

Dear All

Thank you for the interest you have shown in my story.

Even if you believe in fairies, as I personally do, there will always have been an element of doubt in your mind that would suggest the remains are a hoax. However, the magic created by the possibility of the fairy being real is something you will remember for the rest of your life.

Alas the fairy is fake but my interest and belief has allowed me to create a work of art that is convincing and magical. I was also interested to see if fairy folklore is still a valid belief in modern society and I am pleased to say that yes it is! I have had more response from believers than I ever thought possible.

As well as an artist I am also a magician and you have been my fantastic audience. That spark of magic ignited your imagination and made your day more memorable and exciting.

I believe fairies to be Earth spirits rather than physical beings so my performance was slightly flawed. The question stills begs to answered though, are they made of flesh and blood like you and I?

I hope you have not been offended by the events of the past few days but if you are I sincerely apologise. It took 50 years for the Cottingley fairies to be revealed as a hoax; at least you’ve only had to endure a few days of mystery.

I will be adding a section to by website to document the Derbyshire Fairy, please let me know if you’d like to be updated.

Kind Regards

Dan

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