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Cup Noodle Stove

The "Cup Noodle Stove" is the best thing that could happen to ramen lovers short of going to Japan. Forget the microwave, place your favorite Cup Noodle flavor on the stove and power it up. In just a few minutes, your ramen will be piping hot and ready to eat.

!!!!!!"The heat temperature can get pretty high for a little thing like this. So don't try to make any damn omelets."

Natty Notez

• OMG I would so by one of these...lol
  

Synthetic Human Skin Laptop Bags

This expensive ($601 USD), but striking laptop bag is made from synthetic human skin. The "Skinbag" is shock absorbant, has 1 cm padding (fabric lining), and 1 side pocket for all your accessories. It measures approx. 39 x 29 cm or 14 x 11 in. and doubles as a regular carrying bag.

"The bags dedicated to electronic machines are waterproof and proctective jackets and become autonomous organisms. They anticipate the fusion between the digital and the organic."

Natty Notez

• Can you say Cannibal
  

BriefSafe

The problem with most safes is that experienced burglers know how to crack them. "Brief Safe" offers the next best thing which is basically stained underwear that securely stores valuables in a 4" x 10" secret compartment with velcro closure. Available now for $9 from Shomer.

"Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them."

Natty Notez

• First off Eww , thats just plain wrong
• What the hell did they use as a that poopy stain lol
• guys that have their underwear looking like that at the end of the day, really need to see someone for that problem !!